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Entry 7:   No Subject...can't always be witty, now can I?

So JC isn’t as much of a loser as I thought.  He’s not so bad after all.  He’s still a member of a group that sucks except for Joey but everybody’s got their something.

He called yesterday like he said he would and he even waited until around one to call and I was glad because I slept all fucking morning.  So he was like are you still helping me get some new clothes or what?  That was all he had to say because I will shop with anyone, anywhere, anytime.  Except for Timberfuck but that goes without saying.

So he picked me up in this beat up hooptie looking thing that he said was his mom’s and I didn’t mean to be rude but I was like I think we should take my car since it has a CD system, some lie I made up.  Bottom line was that I wasn’t gonna be seen riding around in shit like that.  So we got in and I guess his ass really did turn me out when we hooked up because I even let him drive.  I don’t let anybody drive my car except my dad and only he gets to because he bought it.  Something he reminds me about every fucking day.  But he was all saying how he never gets to drive anymore so I let him, what the fuck, he can pay cash if he fucked it up right?  We were grooving to my Brand New Heavies CD and I couldn’t believe he knew who they were because nobody ever likes them but he did and he turned me onto this new group that’s good too called Incognito.

We went to eat first and that was cool.  We went to this little French place that is like a hole in the wall but we didn’t go there because he was trying to hide from his so called adoring public.  His ego isn’t anywhere near Timberfuck’s who thinks every other person in the world is aware of his lame ass presence on Earth.
Although now that I’m on the Internet and actually talk to some of their fans, I can’t say I blame him for being scared.  Some of those girls are fucking psycho.  But lunch was good, we ordered stuff we never tried before and shared it but mostly ended up eating bread and talked some more.  He kept asking me about my philosophy.  He thinks I’m joking about not working until I find someone who can keep me accustomed to the lifestyle my daddy has gotten me accustomed to but I’m not.  So I explained my big plan on pretending to go to interviews and search for jobs when Daddy starts getting bitchy and he found it hilarious.  Then we talked about music more and he said he was gonna do a lot more work on their next album and I said GOOD because I told him that he has a really great voice and he could do a lot better than that ‘song’ (and yes I used my fingers as quotation marks) they wrote on the last one.  He agreed but I was only speaking the truth.  I couldn’t really remember the rest of their songs except for the Sailing song and that one slow one that’s really good until Timberfuck starts whining on it.

He brought up Ricky Martin and I explained how I love him.  Well I tried but you can’t explain true love, it’s just a feeling.  Then he looked like he was laughing at me so I got annoyed but he made up for it by being interested when I told him more about the concert in NY.  He said he has a friend I should meet when I go up there who he thinks I’d get along with.  I was like wait before you start anything is he in a boy band?  Because I don’t know who the hell he hangs with, I mean he calls Timberfuck one of his best friends.  But he said that he thought his friend Carson would get a kick out of me and maybe Carson could get me to Ricky and I almost shit in my pants, I swear.  I’m not hot for Carson but I like him because he makes fun of all the loser groups that I make fun of and I’m totally up for hanging with him.  And then I wondered if Timberfuck would try to drag his loser ass along and ruin everything and he said probably, and asked why I hate him so much.  He’s gonna be in Florida recording so he said he wouldn’t be there but he would try to hook something up.  I was like why are you doing me any favors and he said the thought of me inside the TRL studios is something he would kill to see happen.  I don’t get what he’s saying but if it gets me to Ricky, whatever.  Watch somebody like Howie D be on that day.

Then we spent like two hours while I explained about hating his friend.  It would take a long time to type and I’m sure you don’t care why and besides you should’ve already picked up on it by now anyway.  Then I asked him what he was doing with Bobbee because he’s all down to earth and everything and she is just NOT, and she’s not even nice.  Then I told him he didn’t have to answer because it wasn’t any of my business and I know it, and do you know what?  That fool said okay and didn’t answer.  Asshole.

We even talked about the sex.  He wasn’t sure how to bring it up but he was all umm, and uhh, and I cut to the chase and told him that it was great and I had a good time but it was just some fun and he didn’t have to worry about me stalking him around the country.  He was all like oh, you can just leave it at that?  And I said why, can’t you just leave it at that?  And we had this look where we just got what the other was saying.  So I think maybe, if we’re at the right time and place, we might have some more fun one day.  Then he ruined the whole look by saying that he’d like us to be friends because he gets a kick out of me, which is what everybody says.  I said why would he think I wanted another friend and he said he had the feeling that I didn’t have a whole lot of friends, which is really offensive but true.  But it’s ONLY true because I don’t like other people, not because they don’t like ME.  And I told him maybe, I have to see if he’s worthy of my friendship and he said if he got me to Ricky would that do it?  To which I answered fuck yeah.  And I reminded him that I was taking him to see Maxwell in a few days and he owed me anyway so don’t expect any gifts, if you know what I mean.  He asked me if Justin knew I was taking his girlfriend to see Backstreet yet and I said she probably didn’t tell him and he was all “be prepared”.  Prepared for what?  I could beat that skinny little kid’s ass with one hand tied behind my back and I WOULD beat his ass if it wouldn’t upset Tara .  And you would think I was doing a comedy standup routine the way he was laughing when I was dead serious.
After that we shopped and I never met anybody who can keep up with me in stores but he was just as bad.  We shopped for almost eight hours and had to keep putting stuff in my truck because we couldn’t carry it all.  I even helped him pick out stuff for his trick to wear.  Her taste is kind of bland but nothing special, but I just wanted to show that I’m not sweating the fact that he has a girl.  We went up and down M Street into almost every shop and ate again, then it was getting late and I was still tired from the night before so we went home.  I would’ve invited him in but for real I was dead tired and wanted to just go to bed so we said peace out in the driveway and I hurried him out before my nosy ass brother came running to get in my business.

And then I had to get my mom to help me sneak all my clothes upstairs so Daddy wouldn’t start yelling again.  See the shit I have to go through?  I finally get in and lock my door and run my bath when I see like eighteen messages flashing on my machine.  Wasn’t nobody but nosy ass Tara .  I didn’t even bother to call her back and she kept ringing my cell all day too until I turned it off.  I’ll call her now that I updated.  I know she’s ready to explode wanting to know what happened because

JC told me he hadn’t talked to Timberfuck either.  Ha ha.

I had the best day. It was a good day.