Current Mood: Pissed...1000 emails in less than 5 hours since I last checked.
Current Song: "Shook Ones
(Instrumental)" by Mobb Deep. Unfortunately
J.J. Da Fool is trying to freestyle over the track.
Entry 16: You know you don't have a life when...
Ok, so I decided to join a couple of E-Lists. You know mainly Ricky Martin. I couldn't find any good Jason Kidd ones, shit, maybe I need to start my own. Of course I joined a couple of Anti-TimberFUCK groups and a J.C. group or two. Not because I'm interested in J.C., but I like to hear the J.C. and Bobbie gossip for laughs. I'm a nosey bitch. Anyway those fucking bitches are bouncing my fucking email. I didn't even know that email could bounce. What kind of people have nothing better to do than sit on their ass at a computer all day sending out email? Don't they have jobs to do or sumthin'? I need no comments from the peanut gallery.
Well they has a survey or two. Well while I'm trying to avoid coming up with a dance routine, I figure it never hurts for my friends to know more about me.
1. Name: Sasha. Don't worry about the rest of it.
2. Birthday: August 18, 1976
3. Birth state: Maryland
WTF happened to 4-9? Can't people number a freaking survey right?
10. Time of birth: 3:47 AM. Had to fuck up my parents'
sleep
11. Height: 5'6"
12. Eye color: Brown
13. Tan/skinny: WTF? I'm black, golden brown skin color
and hell no I'm not skinny ... I'm curvy and sexy, believe that.
14. Race: See above
16. Pets: Hell no
17. How many rooms in your house: 6 bedrooms, 4.5 bathrooms.
Living room, dining room. Den. Study. Shit I don't know.
18. Kind of car you have: A ' 99 Lincoln Navigator. My
whip is tight.
19. Kinda car your parents have: Dad has a Jaguar, Mom has a
500 Series Benz
21. Class of: 1994
22. Sports: I watch Jason Kidd play
23. Sports played: Read above
24. Grade: I'm really too old for this obviously
25. Age: 23
26. Sex: not enough
27. 3 words to describe you: beautiful, smart and stylish but
really, I could go on
28. Siblings age/name: JJ, 16
29. Live with: JJ, mom and a slave driver a.k.a. Daddy
30. Piercings: one in each ear although a certain someone has
suggested some freaky shit that I'd never consider but he's a pervert so
what do you expect
31. Tattoos: considering that. Definitely considering.
Is 32 a bad number or something?
33. Color of room: pale blue
34. Color of carpet: pale blue
35. Room size: like square feet? How about really big,
that good enough?
36. Bed size: queen
37. Sheet colors: white, yellow or blue
38. How many pillows: 6 or 7
39. Shoe size: 7
40. Hair length: long, shoulder-blade length
41. Shirt size: M, sometimes L depending on my boobs
(DID WE MISS #42?)
43. What's in your room: a bed. Desk. Computer. TV. Stereo.
Bathroom. Big ass closet and lots of junk
44. Kind of computer: Dell
45. Color computer: black
46. Color car: black
47. Money in bank account: never enough, EVER
48. Posters in room: do I look 16 to you? Although I am
filling out this survey so I can't talk
49. Hair color: brown with lowlights
50. Kind of hair: kind? Are there different types?
I am officially pathetic for filling this out Favorites
51. Girl name(s): Sasha
52. Boy name(s): Ricky or Jason
53. Song: wow, this is hard. "Candy" by Cameo or "Human
Nature" by Madonna for the message. Or "Adore" by Prince. Anything
by Prince
54. CD: "Ready to Die" by Biggie, baby bay-bay!
55. Scent: I have my scent custom blended at a perfumery.
56. Emotion: evil
57. Texture: silk
58. Thing to do: be left the fuck alone. Be online or hanging
with my girls Jen and Tara. Arguing with the aforementioned
pervert and being with my boyfriend Antoine
59. Place: my car, listening to music as loud as it can go
60. Cartoon: JEM!, Josie & the Pussycats are 2nd then The
Perils of Penelope Pitstop
61. Book: "Almost Paradise" by Susan Isaacs. Anything by
Jackie Collins. A non-fiction book called Miss Rosa's Family or something
close to that, very sad
62. Subject: Math, love it!
63. Shampoo: I don't wash my hair. Hairdresser does that
64. Sport: I guess basketball because of Jason. Otherwise
none
65. Color: Blue or purple
66. Food: Cajun popcorn shrimp at Copeland's
67. Drink: Mudslide
68. Alcohol: Whatever is potent, strong, and packing punch. Just
like me.
69. Number: 1. Because I am
70. Basketball team: whatever team Jason Kidd is playing for
no matter how bad they suck
71. Football team: I like the Seahawks b/c their colors are pretty
72. Baseball team: what's that?
73. Hockey team: *sigh*
74. Board Game: Monopoly!
75. Store: No way I could pick one. Anyplace without cheap
shit
76. Fast food: Taco Bell if I must.
77. Restaurant: Justin's or Sylvia's
78. Breakfast place: home
79. Breakfast food: pancakes
80. Sound: NOTHING, when everybody shuts the fuck up
81. Car: MY car, my Navigator although it's getting old.
Time for a new one
82. Show: A Different World forever and always (after Lisa Bonet
left)
83. Animal: the ones far away on other continents
84. Snack: graham crackers with cinnamon/sugar sprinkles
85. Thing to do with friends: SHOP. Make fun of people.
Just hang
86. Thing to do with crush/bf/gf: same as above, plus a little
something extra
87. Brand of clothes: BCBG, Dolce and Gabbana, Pucci, refer to anything
on Rodeo Drive or Fifth and Madison Avenue
88. Brand of shoes: Manolo of course, or maybe Steve Madden
89. Sport to watch: didn't you ask this already?
90. Gum: don't chew gum
91. Candy: chocolate
92. Socks: fluffy cotton ones around the house
93. Flavor of Skittles: Jesus. Someone actually thought
these questions up?
94. Flavor of Starburst: See above
95. Flavor of Kool-Aid: Red. (Inside ghetto joke)
96. Kind of pop: Does that mean soda? Coke then
97. Flavor of Jolly Rancher: moving on ...
98. Person: Me! Naw. Ricky of course! Then
Jen and Tara
99. Actor: Mark Wahlberg, I would pick Ricky but even I can't
say he's that good
100. Actress: Halle Berry, not b/c of her acting skills but her fashion
sense.
101. Female rap artist: Lil Kim. She keeps it real, son
102. Male rap artist: BIG and Tupac of course but I'm feeling
Eminem right about now
103. Band or group: Public Enemy. Till I die. And
the Spice Girls, I really like them I don't know why
DO YOU BELiEVE iN
128. Aliens: yes, I know one. His initials are JRT
129. Ghosts: yes, they know to stay the fuck away from me
130. God: of course. He protects me
131. Satan: he also takes the form of an alien whose initials
are JRT
132. Heaven: oh yes and I will get there for all the crap I put
up with here
133. Hell: I'm living it most of the time these days
134. The afterlife: heaven. Peace. Love. Bliss.
135. Love at first sight: others with me, sure. Me with others?
Nope.
136. Santa: LMAO
137. Karma: is a BITCH
WHiCH ONE?
138. Sneakers/sandals: sandals. Sneakers only if it's appropriate
for the occasion, like watching someone else play a sport or something.
And they're fashion sneakers like DKNY or Prada.
139. DVD/VHS: DVD
140. Pepsi/Coke: COKE
141. Straight/gay: don't care
142. Summer/winter: Winter. I don't like to sweat, it's
gross
143. Spring/fall: Fall, pretty leaves
144. Siblings/only child: JJ. A pain in the ass
145. Movies/TV: TV, I'm a serious couch potato
146. Chocolate/vanilla: Chocolate fo sho
147. Juice/pop: what's this pop shit? I don't really care
148. Chill/party: depends
149. Draw/write: Write
150. Night/day: NIGHT
151. Capris/shorts: Shorts. Love to show off my legs
152. Make-up/bare-faced: either, I can get away with either
153. Shower/bath: Either
154. Food/drink: god these are dumb. BOTH
155. Drive/walk: Drive
156. N*Sync/BSB: My God. This is worse than what came first,
the chicken or the egg? I hate them both equally. Although
a few members of each group
are okay, the others ruin it for everyone
157. 98°/LFO: 98 only because I don't know why
158. 5ive/BBMack: who
159. Tupac/Biggie: Tie, man. No way to choose
160. Ja/Jigga: Jay-Z is my baby daddy
161. Pizza/spaghetti: Spaghetti, you can eat it and look sexy
162. Chinese food/Mexican food: Mexican
163. Pink/purple: both
164. Red/blue: blue
165. Scared/nervous: NEITHER
166. Mad/sad: MAD
THE PAST
167. Best memory: Halloween when I was 12 with my girlies at
a party, I got my first kiss
168. Worst memory: the Nsync concerts I had to go to
169. Do you regret anything you ever did: see above
170. Best childhood memory: me, Tara and Jen jumping rope at
school
171. What were you scared of as a child: nothing really
172. What was your favorite cartoon growin up: JEM!
173. Favorite movie when you were younger: Grease
174. Did you suck you thumb: don't think so, that's gross
175. Do you have any of the same friends you did when you were 7 and
under: yep
THE PRESENT
176. What are you doing right now: typing this bored
177. Are you listening to music: yes
178. If so what song: If You Had My Love, bomb ass video.
J.J. finally stopped flowing. I wonder if a flying Steve Madden across
the hall had anything to do with it.
179. What is in your CD player: Ready To Die, Makavelli, On the
6, Ricky
Martin (Spanish/English)
180. Who are you talking to: no one
181. Are you wearing nail polish: of course
182. The current time: 12:54 PM
183. What are you wearing: a robe
184. What are you thinking right now: will this survey every
end?
185. Eating/drinking: drinking Coke and eating honey roasted
peanuts
THE FUTURE
186. What do you want to be: Rich
187. Where do you wanna live: in a mansion
188. Who do you want to marry: Ricky, Jason, or someone rich so I can
sneak away and have affairs with Ricky or Jason
189. Do you want to get married: Yes
190. Do you want to have kids: maybe. I guess the guy I
marry would want them
191. If so, how many: he'd be lucky to get one, he better not
push it
192. If you could marry anyone, who would it be: I think that
answer's obvious by now
LAST TiME YOU
193. Smiled: when I saw Nsync's video with Gloria Estefan, COMEDY
194. Cried: see above, it was so bad/funny I cried
196. Ate: a second ago
197. Drank: 2 seconds ago
198. Sang: singing now
199. Stared at a picture: not lately that I can recall
200. Read a book for pleasure: last night
201. Got totally wasted: last weekend
202. Yelled: few minutes ago when JJ called asking a dumb question
203. Showered: hour ago
204. Brushed your teeth: hour and ten minutes ago
HAVE YOU EVER
205. Smoked a cigarette: yep
206. Smoked a cigar: chewed on one
207. Snorted coke: hell no
208. Smoked Weed: nope. Inhaled the smoke I'm sure though
209. Been high: not sure, I think so from the smoke
210. Had sex: *sigh*
211. Said "I hope you die" to someone: frequently!
212. Tried to kill someone: I dream about it but not yet
213. Tried to kill yourself: once was tempted but wouldn't give
JRT the pleasure of a life with out me
214. Got in a fist fight: earlier today I tried to but was restrained
215. Lied to your parents: on a daily basis
216. Broken a bone: never
217. Lied to your friends: never
218. Bit someone: JJ when we were little. Okay he was little
but I wasn't
219. Bungee jumped: yeah right
220. Skydive: uh sure
221. Gotten drunk: LAST WEEKEND DIDN'T YOU READ YOUR OWN QUESTIONS?
222. Gotten totally smashed: *sigh*
223. Given someone a bruise: ha. Earlier today
224. Skinny-dipped: 2 years ago
225. Driven illegally: never
226. Ditched someone: 2 days ago
227. Freak danced: a week ago? I think?
228. Stole something: never
229. Cut yourself: paper cut count? Few weeks ago
230. Skipped school: senior year
231. Hung up on someone: few minutes ago when JJ called
232. Gone commando: hmm. You never know
233. Threw up at school: I don't throw up
234. Done someone else's make-up: all the time
235. Put make-up on a guy: never and I hope never to do it
236. Kissed someone of the same sex: on the cheek, my mommy
237. Had a burping contest: please. Ew.
238. Snuck out: all the time STILL
239. Been to a school dance: when I was in high school
240. Thought your teacher was hot: EW
WHAT COMES TO MiND WHEN YOU HEAR...
241. Lotion: ashy skin
242. Rubber: gross latex
243. CD: Ricky
244. Bed: comfortable
245. Paper: machie
246. Run: away
247. Candle: scented
248. Mouse pad: ugly because mine is
249. Sweatshirt: comfortable
250. Door: SHUT
251. Pictures: of me, pretty
252. Flowers: tulips
253. Deodorant: Secret, like everyone else
254. Pencil: Mechanical...I AM a mathematician you know.
And who the hell gets up to sharpen a pencil.
255. Sex: Want some
256. Radio: music
FRIENDS
257. Best girl friends: Jen Jen, T-Dawg
258. Best guy friends: David, Kurt
249. Prettiest: Jen in a way but T in another
250. Shortest: Tara
251. Tallest: Kurt, he's gorgeous
252. Best eyes: Jen
253. Most inside jokes: me and Tara
254. Best advice giver: Jen
255. Comes to you for anything: Tara
256. Chill with the most: Tara
257. Laugh with the most: Tara and Kurt
258. Who you trust most: Tara and Jen
259. Best hair: Jen
260. Best hair stylist: Jen
261. Best make up artist: Jen
262. Funniest: Tara
263. Blondest: Tara
264. Most serious: Jen
265. Most opinionated: Jen
266. Most organized: Kurt
267. Smartest: David
268. Most athletic: David
269. Be friends with forever no doubts: all of them
WHAT DO YOU THiNK ABOUT...
270. Ja Rule: not much
271. Eminem: fly for a white guy, but he's down with Dre so he's
gotta be okay
272. Rap: love it, live for it
273. Boy bands: pardon me while I throw up for the first time ever
274. War: sucks
274. Cross-over artists: *shrugs* if the song's good I don't care
275. Juvenile: love that song, I back my thang up all the time
276. Classical music: sucks
277. Homosexuality: is a fact of life
278. Rape: awful
279. Abortion: private business
280. P!NK: who?
281. Jay-Z: Can I get a WHAT, WHAT????
282. Concerts: are okay if the artists have talent (HINT, HINT)
284. Long-term relationships: never had one, don't know about those
285. Obsessions: Ricky, Jason and myself. And the Internet
286. Smoking: not for me
287. Drinking: for me
288. These surveys: SUCK
289. Marilyn Manson: is a joke
290. Ghosts: STOP ASKING ME ABOUT THEM
291. The dark: is where you can't see anything
292. Things that make you happy: my friends, music, food, MONEY, attention
and sleep
293. DMX: aww yeah. Hot.
294. Britney Spears: silicone twit
295. Justin Timberlake: for gods' sake. Fucking punk
296. Jennifer Lopez: very cool, she's in my favorite movie Selena
297. Lil Kim- is my homegirl
298. Nick Carter- is cute but fat. But cute.
299. Brady Bunch- love reruns especially when they sing
300. Fire- is hot
301.What did you think of this survey? I was gonna say you need
a life, whoever created this, but so do I since I sat and filled it out