Current Song:       "Summergirls" by that loser group LFO...ok I hate boybands
                                 and this is probably the worst song of them all, but once this
                                 stupid song gets in your head, you can't stop singing it.

Entry 10:  Boybands suck...

I am so fucking glad that all the fucking boy bands have left my state and I swear I hope they never cross the damn state line again. All of them suck. They’re stupid and egotistical and LOSERS except for maybe three of out of all of the fifty groups. MAYBE three. Untalented assholes.

The only bad thing about them all leaving is that now Tara’s gone too. But she’ll be back, mark my words. No way is she gonna be able to stand being around Timberfuck for more than a few weeks. If my prayers are answered she’ll stab him in his sleep. I tried to send her subliminal messages before she left.

I haven’t even been online like usual because everything’s been so fucking weird, like every time I get online JC is there. Asshole must not ever sleep because he’s ALWAYS sitting there on IM but he hardly ever says anything like he’s playing games or something. Sometimes he IM’s me right away then other times we’ll b e online for hours and neither of us says anything because I’ll be DAMNED if I’m the one to IM him first. If I’m gonna do that shit I might as well pick up the phone and call him, right? Like that shit’s ever going to happen. Even though I guess I do miss him since he was the only one I had to hang with once Timberfuck took over everybody’s life.

The way I sound makes it seem like he’s been gone forever but it’s only been two days. I hate myself now why do I even care? I’m turning into Tara, stressing over some cheesy boy band guy and God forbid I should start geeking over him. That won’t ever happen because even if I did like him which I don’t, my father would officially disown me and love ain’t worth losing money, sorry.

I guess I should tell you about the Backstreet concert since that’s why I signed on in the first place. I can’t believe I didn’t start writing about it before but that fucker is on my mind but the best way to get my mind off him is to think about that other fucker Howie. If I EVER see him again his ass is so mine.

JC and I went up to pick up Jen and he drove which I knew he was going to want to do and the whole way up we listened to Bad Boy stuff. You know, like B.I.G., old Jodeci, Mary J. and Mase who is my baby daddy? So yeah we were pumping that. I love Bad Boy, even Total even though they can’t sing. Man if they can have a hit then I need to get Tara and Jen to form a group to make some dough but they can’t have more money than I do.

I mean, more than my dad does which is gonna be mine one day anyway so I can say it’s mine now anyway. I was thinking about cutting all my hair off like the really pretty one, and then we started talking about how that one girl in the group is like a fucking MAN, like she has no feminine qualities. JC thinks I should leave my hair long and so do I. I talk shit about cutting it all the time but the one time it got cut maybe 1/4 inch above my shoulders I cried and threw a tantrum and then my mother introduced me to weaves, which served it’s purpose until my hair was longer again but that shit itches and is tight and a pain in the ass so I keep my hair long. Never will I go through that again. Girls should look like girls.

We scooped Jen up and had a Bad Boy sing-a-long on the way back then we dropped JC off on K Street because he wanted to get more shit before he left and Jen couldn’t believe he goes walking around by himself. I explained to her how some people (ahem TIMBERFUCK) go out of their way to attract attention unlike some other people who are NORMAL just mind their own business and wear regular clothes and don’t act like yo boys or whatever therefore they can mingle with society. Plus they’re not ass ugly but then she got mad because she likes Timberfuck, go figure.

We got to the MCI Center and were battling our way through the loser fans to Will Call and I got my tickets, WOO HOO! Second row center, you know how I do. We went right down to the floor and I never saw so many people roll their eyes at me before out of jealousy, I almost felt sorry for them. That’s the one thing I like about going to Timberfuck’s shows. We get VIP treatment and I’m always down to get treated slicker than your average like my man Biggie says. So we’re waiting for the show to start and laughing at their opening acts and I think somebody really needs to hire me as a talent consultant because they would save a lot of money grooming these people that suck shit because I can spot them a mile away. Then Jen told me all about Backstreet’s dog-ugly girlfriends because they were standing right in front of us. I mean RIGHT in front of us.

I like Backstreet way more than ‘N Sync because I just do, or I DID at that moment anyway, and I was like do they want their girlfriends to be fucking killed? Because their stage is a circle in the middle of the MCI Center like this one Luther Vandross show I went to once and instead of hiding the girlfriends in the crowd with a bodyguard or two, they have them separated from the crowd by some ropes and that was it, I mean if I didn’t like one of them it would’ve been no thing to reach over and yank them over by their weave and get to beating. I don’t get it and neither does Jen so I know I wasn’t just being crazy. Say what you want about Eric mean motherfucker that he is he always has an eye on us when we’re around. Mike does his job too but he fucking socializes too much for my tastes. I’d fire him but those idiots don’t know any better. I’m just glad he’s guarding Timberfuck instead of JC but JC can take care of himself anyway.

The concert was off the hook though, they came flying in on surfboards and the fat one, Nick, was terrified you could see he was so scared. In the middle of the show they flew out again like ‘N Sync does but they were twirling and it was that annoying song that I think was their first hit about a game but I was hardly paying attention because Nick was hanging over me stiff as a board and I was too because if something went wrong and his ass fell I would’ve been dead. He’s a cutie if you ignore the acne and the fat but DAMN that boy’s got some weight on him. Not Joey weight. Joey’s got that Italian weight like the man from Do the Right Thing where it’s just like hereditary or something plus Joey can move. He might be the best dancer out of all of them I think. My dad always said big people are light on their feet and in Joey’s case he’s right but not in Nick’s. Poor thing. He looked like he was about to have a heart attack and I felt bad for him but I didn’t want his big butt dropping on me if he did plus it’s not like he didn’t know they were doing a tour and he was gonna be flying around, he could’ve worked out or something.
I don’t care if they’re assholes like JC says, that show was good. It was more my speed. They didn’t jump around as much as ‘N Sync does, every show I’ve ever been to has them jumping and flying around like they’re on coke which is probably the case knowing boy bands. I didn’t realize how many songs I knew of theirs until I went to that show and ended up singing almost every song. They were so good except for Howie’s little rap and I’m glad Tara didn’t come because all she would’ve done is whined about Justin singing better which is so not true! Okay JC sings as good as AJ but that’s all I’ll give her. Justin I mean Timberfuck whines too fucking much. Well so does Nick so whatever.

But I’ll get to Tara’s ass later.

The show was good and guess what? Brian came over and sang to me during a song that I don’t know the name of and held his hand over his heart and I was so touched because he seems so fragile and then Kevin

Shit! So JC wants to IM me now that I’m involved in my daily activities. Figures of course he decides to take time out from his schedule of sitting on his ass to say hi now. I’ll paste our non-existent conversation here:

HRC08: hey girl u can’t speak?
GoAway69: Not if you can’t. I’m busy. I’m writing
HRC08: ur doing work?
HRC08: *drops dead from shock*
GoAway69: *kicks carcass away and continues writing*
HRC08: what r u doing
GoAway69: WRITING can’t you read? I’ve been on here for almost 3 hours so you must’ve known I was doing something
HRC08: u’ve been online that long what the hell are u writing? A thesis?
HRC08: hello?
GoAway69: Your name has been there you mean you weren’t there?
HRC08: hell no I was asleep I forgot to put on my away msg
GoAway69: You get on my fucking nerves
HRC08: LOL
HRC08: why? u didn’t say anything to me either. why r u mad?
HRC08: SASHA? if ur not gonna be nice and chat I can just go back to sleep I was working in the studio almost 24 hrs
GoAway69: Did I ask you that? Somehow I don’t remember asking you about your past 24 hours. Because I DON’T CARE.
GoAway69: But I’m here. Ricky was on MTV and I got distracted did you talk to Carson? Can he hook me up?
HRC08: yeah I called him but u know justin’s coming 2 right
HRC08: he told me last night
GoAway69: *beats head against keyboard*
HRC08: lmao
GoAway69: I’m pretending I didn’t hear that so did Carson say he could get us into TRL? Well never mind since your friend is coming I guess it won’t be a problem.
HRC08: if he feels like doing u a favor it won’t
GoAway69: Huh?
HRC08: why would j wanna do anything nice for u? Or vice versa?
GoAway69: SHIT
HRC08: HELLO
HRC08: sasha would u stop not typing and say something or at least say goodbye because I’m not sitting here all night while u watch la vida loca or some shit
HRC08: I can go do something else if ur not gonna talk
GoAway69: Shut the fuck up you never go anywhere. But you’re right now I have to be nice to Tara even though I’m still a little mad at her. But she can make Timberfuck do anything and she can get him to take us to Ricky. Even though I’ll have to hear his mouth for the whole time if I meet Ricky it’ll be worth it.
GoAway69: I think.
HRC08: don’t go prostituting yourself or anything Carson will get u up he said it’s no problem but after u tried to attack Howie maybe that isn’t the best place for u, sash
GoAway69: Look either you’re gonna you’re gonna help me or not. I’m not begging your ass. I think I’ve done plenty of shit that was to YOUR benefit so you need to stop acting so fucking SHADY! Besides Ricky is worth prostituting for unlike some other celebrities
GoAway69: And my name is Sasha with an A
HRC08: u talking about me? that’s fucked up
HRC08: SashA
GoAway69: No asshole I’m not thinking about YOU. You’re not the only celebrity I know and I ain’t ho-ing for you. I don’t HAVE to.
HRC08: then who
GoAway69: MYOB. Moving on... HINT HINT
HRC08: u didn’t do anything I didn’t do back ur not doing anything extra for me
GoAway69: I’m talking to you aren’t I? You need to be happy because I don’t talk to everybody and you’re on thin ice as it is.
GoAway69: Believe that
GoAway69: Go piss off Bobbee that’s always fun.
HRC08: she’s not here
GoAway69: Why am I not shocked? Shopping or hair salon?
HRC08: so. guess what I heard about ricky and his fans? carson told me he is the nicest person ever to come on TRL ever
GoAway69: Stop trying to make me feel bad, I WILL meet him one way or another. And I already know he’s nice everybody says he is. You should try to follow his lead.
HRC08: carson said ricky martin is SO NICE. u would love him even more if you met him he’s so nice to his fans I heard he gives them all hugs and he tries to

That’s all there is because I cut his ass off and blocked him before I caught a flight to Orlando for ass kicking.

And now I’m mad so I’m not typing anymore. I’ll be back later and finish the stupid Howie story.

Boy band assholes.